“Anything bad my dad says about us is a total fabrication. If you knew us, you would agree.”

The oldest son


“I’ve met worse dads, so there’s that.”

The second oldest son


“At least he is not singing. Be grateful this isn’t a podcast.”

The third son


“I have no desire to read any of these blogs, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. I am going to college next year and we could really use the clicks!”

The youngest