This Fall, my wife and I are preparing for the rare parental double-double. Well, I’m preparing while my spouse is sad about the upcoming prospect. As far as I’m concerned, this is the highly coveted and rarely achieved parental twofer! My guess is this is how the parents of twins feel.
You see our last two sons are preparing to head off to college in the fall. One son spent two years studying at a junior college while the youngest is graduating from high school. By September of this year our house will include myself, my wife and our dog. I think that bears repeating; by September of this year our house will include myself, my wife and our dog. This is the culmination of our twenty-six year journey that began in our modest three bedroom home when our first of four sons was born.
PREPARATIONS ARE UNDERWAY!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m going to miss them in an inexplicable, confounding way. For all their inherent teen-ness, there will be a void in the house. But at least there will be two less rooms in the house I will need to avoid!
As I prepare for their impending departure, I have begun to compile a list of all that I will miss when they are off studying in some far distant county or state. To that end, here are the 10 reasons why I’m going to miss my teens:
- No one to blame for the gassy smell. Oh wait, I still have the dog. Scratch this one.
- Looking for the remote. Why is it in the kitchen cabinet?
- Always having the bathroom occupied when I need it.
- Cleaning up dishes scattered throughout the house. See #2.
- Taking a cold shower after the teens have showered for 20 minutes each.
- Doors slamming and feet stomping at 2am.
- Hearing those heartening words, “Dad may I borrow your _______?” Fill in the blank: belt, car keys, socks, sweatshirt, credit card, raincoat, laptop, 401K…
- The overall teen odor. Seriously, what is that smell?
- That heartwarming response to the simple query, how was your day? “Fine.”
- The non-response to the text “Where are you?”
- I know I said ten, but this is not for me. Costco and Safeway will miss the teens not being at home anymore. Profits will plummet!